SH*T!!!(mind ur own language)

 There were these 4 guys, a French, a Russian, a German and a Singaporean,
 who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
 appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he
 said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a
 wish.
 
 When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool
of
water to become, then your wish will come true."
 
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted
 "wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman
 was
 so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
 
 Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "vodka" and
 immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
 
 The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "beer". He was so contented
 with his beer pool.
 
 The last is the Singaporean. He was running towards the pool when suddenly
 he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
 "shiiittt...!!!"