Once upon a time , there lived a happy couple, Mr.
& Mrs. Ng with their 3
lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Anele. The 3
daughters were brought up in
a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20,
they were still virgins.
Years past, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found
them the most suitable 'leng chais'. They got
married and were preparing
to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned',
Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious
about their daughters' first-night experience. So,
before the daughters
went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told
them...... "Your father
& I want to know about your 1st night encounters
and whether you are
satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to
raise your husbands'
curiosity...you all must use a code-name to
describe your experiences"
So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.
Mr & Mrs Ng got the
first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the
letter and found the word
STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the
newspaper and looked for Standard Chartered
advertisement. Ah! here it
is!!!!, exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard
Chartered was...."BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"....Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it
was from Ena. The
content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took
the newspaper and
looked for the Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is.
'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months
passed. There was still no
letter from Anele. The Ngs became worried. Finally,
the letter came. It
was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng
managed to figure it
out. The code-name was "CATHAY PACIFIC". Mr. Ng
rushed to the nearest
store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages
frantically.... ah! here it
is!!! Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish
it......THUMP!!!!!!...she fell off her chair.
The motto is.........." 7 TIMES A WEEK. 3 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP ".